tobybear

FYI everyone....cell phones do not float. Ask my wife. They sink. Quickly. Although it was funny to watch her trying to get it back. I know...I'm bad and mean. Kids are are summer vacation. We'll be lucky if the house is still standing come August. I think year round boarding school for everyone over the age of 12 is an excellent idea.

The kids are almost out of school for the summer. God that sucks. Now they'll be hanging around the house all the time. I don't know what we're going to do with Katie and ZIP for the summer. I assume the others will be working. I'm sure Liz has plans. Oh yeah Josh if you're reading this I got me some amazing sex last night. Go me! :) :)>-

Current Mood: amused

Mother's Day Weekend....AAAGGGHHH!!! Remind me to never let the kids cook again. They burned everything and nearly burned down the house. They so can't cook. Then we had house full of company. Yeah I was thrilled about that too. Notice the dripping sarcasm there. But Liz was happy so that's all that mattered. She's my baby and I'd do anything for her and she knows it. Plus I think I did good with her gift. I am the man. Beat that Josh.

I'm headed to New York for some ballgames and stuff. Taking Katie and Paige with me this time. It was there turn. We'll probably go see my sisters. And maybe my dad if we have time and they want to. I don't know. You know how that can turn out. The boys are rather upset about me taking the girls instead of them. But they got to go all the way to Indiana and get hookers with us, so it's all fair. Well off to get sex.

Current Mood: happy

Just sitting here watching the game with my baby. It's been fairly good so far. Work has been dull lately. Not sure why. And Josh is still gloating. Baby let me knock you up so he has to stop. Please. :) Come on, it'll be fun. :)

Current Mood: calm

I just gotta say that I'm creeped out by Josh's last post to his journal. Sharing with the world that your wife has a doctor's appointment. Plus if it's regarding what he says it is, his ass should be there with her. I was there for all five of those appointments with our kids. That makes me the better hsuband. But I digress, congrats Josh if it's what you're hoping for. Liz better not be working or anything this weekend. And there better not be a house full of kids that are not biologically related to me. Just once I'd like to have a peaceful weekend devoted to sex, I mean lovemaking.

Current Mood: cynical

This past weekend was busy with all the holidays going on. Had a house full of people again. I don't know why we end up having all this stuff at our house all the time instead of someone else's house once in a while. The little ones had fun with the eggs and such. I don't see the thrill, but they do, so whatever works. Although I did steal someone's chocolate rabbits and ate them. Not sure whose I took. I'm sure I'll hear the screaming when they go to check on their candy. Oh well, too late now. I pilfered some of those Peeps and Cadbury eggs too. I'm good.

Current Mood: devious

Today was the home opener for the NY Yankees. So of course I was there. You know I was. Me and my boys, with lots of beer and ballpark foods. It was a good game. The Yankees won 9 to 7. The Royals obviously suck. I mean what is there in Kansas besides weeds and flat ground? Nothing. So anyway the Yankees won. It's going to be a good season. I can feel it. I can predict these things. I predict that the Mets are going to suck and finish last. So will the Orioles. Mark my words.

Current Mood: ecstatic

Twenty years ago this weekend I asked Liz to marry me. Outside, nonetheless. Outside where there were trees and plants and all sorts of pollen and other allergens. So see I can be romantic if needed. So eat that Josh, I win again. My proposal was way more romantic than yours. I asked Donna about it. I win. I am the man. I had a better proposal and I have more kids, so I am just all around better. :) :) :)

Current Mood: Superior

I swear to God I hate this state. It was bad enough before when they weren't observing daylight saving time and they had different time zones in the state. Now with daylight saving time it's even worse. Central, Eastern, Central, Eastern. Every freaking county got to pick. We changed time zones from the airport to the Fieldhouse. What the hell kind of shit is that? Anyway, Sam, Josh, and I are here in Indiana with the boys to watch George Mason play. Surprised that Donna let Josh and Adam go with us without some kind of female supervision. I'm not in charge of either one of them. If the IPD picks him up for public intoxication he call Donna for bail money. Anyway we're going to the game and then to get some food and dunno what else. Josh suggested hookers but Adam said he and the other boys would tell our wives. So I don't think we'll be doing that.

Current Mood: happy