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Alcoholic...I guess you'd call me a functional alcoholic
Bald
Curmudgeon
Democrat
Elizabeth...my baby and my life
Fellatio...I love me some of that.
Guns...I hate them
Hair....I have very little hair.
Innings...I love baseball
Katie Couric...she's hot
Liberal
Married...have been for like ever
New York...where I'm from and would like to go back to someday.
Oral sex...love both giving and receiving
Politics...in my blood
Quintuplets...if we had kept going, I bet she could have popped out a set
Rhonda...my best friend besides Liz
Senate...I despise 98 of them.
Twins and triplets...I have each
Uncle Toby...that's me to my nieces and nephews and friends' kids
Victory
Writing
Xerox...I once xeroxed my bare ass
Yelling
Ziegler...me
March 18 2006, 23:05:54 UTC 6 years ago
it's not crap
a- what is a functional alcoholic?e-I better have been included in this list
f-because you are horny, should have used that for H
k-you think you're a playa or something, makes me sick
m-bothers you that you've been married forever?
n-you want to go back to new york?
o-you better like to give it
r-yes, we all know you love her
s-who else don't you hate?
v-what victory?
x-when did you xerox your ass?
March 18 2006, 23:12:59 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
A- one that needs to drink to get through the day but doesn't drink so much that he's a fall down drunk.E- always
F- you like it too
K- I don't think, I know
M- No, just stating a fact.
N- In a perfect world, but I know we have a life here now.
O- I do.
R- I'm not IN LOVE with her.
S- figure it out
V- um getting you in bed the first time, electing Jed president
X- college
March 18 2006, 23:16:23 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
A-you don't drink that much, nor you do drink throughout the dayK-you aren't a player
n-I hope you're happy here
R-close enough
S-Melissa Rafferty because you love her too
v-getting me into bed was a victory?
x-when you were in college we were together... so when exactly?
March 18 2006, 23:20:08 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
A- I have like four or five drinks a day. That's alcoholic.K- I am so.
N- I am, very happy.
R- explain what that means please.
S- I don't love her.
V- The first time, yes.
X- some night on a dare
Anonymous
March 18 2006, 23:22:27 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
a-then stop drinking so much and it's not throughout the day. it's at nightk-you are not a player you're married
r-you are semi in love with Rhonda
S-but that's the other senator that you don't depise
v-how was that a victory. that night you were a virgin which is also starts with v
x-a dare from whom? andi?
March 18 2006, 23:26:02 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
a-you don't know what I do during the day.k-the two are not mutually exclusive
r-no
s-okay, true
v-trust me it was
x-I don't even remember, but it wasn't Andi
And next time log in.
March 18 2006, 23:31:54 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
a-you work at the White house... you better not be carrying a flask aroundk-fine you're a player, I can't keep up with all your women
r-you love her, period
s-and you love her too
v-how was it a victory? please explain
x-I want to hear about copying your bare ass
March 18 2006, 23:34:12 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
A- it's in my desk drawerK- Go me.
R- I do not.
S- I do not.
V- because it was.
X- you knew about that.
March 18 2006, 23:36:07 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
a-I don't like that. I don't like that at allk-bragging that you have women other than your wife? nice
r and s-whatever
v-please explain how it was a victory
x-no I didn't explain this one too
March 19 2006, 00:02:30 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
a-don't know what to tell youk- I'm a man, it's like biologically programmed.
r and s- okay, fine, dropped.
v- there were like three other guys after you and you picked me, I'd say that was a victory.
x-what's to explain? I did it.
March 19 2006, 00:12:38 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
I don't want you drinking like thatI don't like you with all these women
what three other guys?
March 19 2006, 00:16:27 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
Sorry, it's the way I am.What all? That's like three. It's not like I have groupies like Josh.
You know what three other guys.
Anonymous
March 19 2006, 00:22:33 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
we are going to talk about this drinking seriously and you aren't going to brush me offRhonda, Andi, Mel, the poet, Ann, Sidney and there are more
tell me the three guys
March 19 2006, 00:27:42 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
Sidney is married to Andy. There was never anything between her and me. The poet never meant anything. Ann is a lunatic. Andi is the past. Rhonda is my best friend. We don't need to talk about the drinking.Anonymous
March 19 2006, 00:28:37 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
Andi is not really in the past... Rhonda is your best friend... exactly... which leaves no explanation for Mel... and we are going to talk about the drinking... periodMarch 19 2006, 00:30:26 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
Because there is nothing to explain regarding Mel. We're not even friends or anything. I'm fine with my drinking the way it is. No one is getting hurt by it.March 20 2006, 01:43:15 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
well fine but we're going to talk about the drinking. periodMarch 20 2006, 01:45:17 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
What is there to talk about? It's there. It's always been there. It's not going to change.March 20 2006, 01:47:14 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
No. it's not always going to be there. period. it's going to change. you're going to go talk to AA or somethingMarch 20 2006, 01:53:18 UTC 6 years ago
Re: it's not crap
I'm fine. You didn't think I had a problem until you saw that I had written it in here.